Week FIVE Preview and Assorted Notes

This week is bound to be a good, as it's Kei v. Jenni and Robot Pukolis v. Robot Zizek. Joe and Mordecai, can you think of something that you have in common with your opponents?

In attempting to explain the good-vibe-matchup between Kei and I earlier this morning, I tried to use the phrase, "Ladies over Gradys," but it got rejected as, "not a saying." I don't know...it makes PERFECT sense to me.

I've been thinking of doing a little number crunching in my spare time...perhaps to calculate essential stats like OLDEST and FATTEST team. Or maybe do the reverse-Joe and recap each week's WORST performers.

Also, this may be of interest: the dudes who do ESPN's Fantasy Baseball podcast have been trying to think of a term for when one of your player's teams does really well while he, personally, does big fat jack nothing. Like, for example, when the Yankees beat Detroit 11-0 last week but Teixera went 0/4. The best suggestions so far have been, "Miss Piggy," "Phantom Menace," and "Fantasy Goat." There have also been many 90s TV show references, like "Kimmy Gibler" and "Andrea Zuckerman," which aren't as satisfying, for whatever reasons.

Personally, I'm partial to "Phantom Menace," but I also like the sound of "Miss Piggy" for a player that just BOMBED for no reason. As in, "Grady Sizemore really Miss Piggied it against the Red Sox last week."

Thoughts?