Pos. Name (Owner, Rank)
Hitters
C Victor Martinez (Vaggie Burgers, 9) 14/27 9R 1HR 7RBI 0SB .519AVG
1B Adrian Gonzalez (CHUTLEY, 11) 7/24 6R 5HR 7RBI 0SB .292AVG
2B Brian Roberts (Impending Doom, 6) 7/22 9R 1HR 4RBI 5SB .318 AVG
SS Jason Bartlett (CHUTLEY, 9) 10/21 6R 1HR 4RBI 4SB .476AVG
3B David Wright (arbitup, 2) 15/27 5R 0HR 9RBI 5SB .556AVGOne question regarding Mr. Wright:
Does he casually blow bubbles as he makes plays in the field? Or is that just a mouthpiece?
OF Raul Ibanez (Hit By Pitch, 1) 13/27 9R 4HR 12RBI 1SB .481AVG
OF Brad Hawpe (FA, 5) 10/21 6R 2HR 12RBI 0SB .476AVG
OF Shin-Soo Choo (FA, 12) 10/27 8R 2HR 9RBI 0SB .370AVG
Util Ryan Zimmerman (arbitup, 7) 11/27 8R 3HR 8RBI 0SB .407AVGPitchers
SP Roy Halladay (Ladies Love Us, 3) 16.0IP 2W 0SV 13K 1.12ERA 0.75WHIP
SP Jake Peavy (Hit By Pitch, 10) 15.0IP 1W 0SV 17K 2.40ERA 0.80WHIP
(Yahoo! galleries must not like Brewers, above/only image link in profile is broken)RP Trevor Hoffman (Vaggie Burgers, 4) 4.0IP 0W 4SV 2K 0.00ERA 0.00WHIP
RP Francisco Rodriguez (Impending Doom, 19) 5.0IP 1W 2SV 3K 0.00ERA 1.20WHIP
P Zach Duke (FA, 21) 15.0IP 2W 0SV 9K 3.00ERA 0.87WHIP
Are those green beans in Ron Washington's back pocket?P C.J. Wilson (FA, 27) 3.1IP 1W 2SV 0K 0.00ERA 1.20WHIP
P Micah Owings (FA, 30) 12.2IP 1W 0SV 9K 1.42ERA 0.95WHIP
1. Victor Martinez ISN'T a super old white dude? My world is shattering as I type.
ReplyDelete2. Padre camouflage = whoah.
3. Roy Halladay smiling? So bizarre. He is scary but I love him. EIGHT WINS.
Matt Kemp fielder's choice. BOOOOO.
ReplyDeleteDodgers need to win this one.
I often create athlete identities in my head only to find out I am absolutely wrong. The only one I can think of right now is Liriano--for some reason I thought he was white.
ReplyDeleteI hate Victor Martinez. Who shouts "fuck you" to an opposing MANAGER? To an opposing player, I understand, but older man in architect glasses? I know his mama taught him better than that.