Monday, May 11, 2009

WEEK 5 BEASTS

May 4 - May 10

Pos. Name (Owner, Rank)

Hitters
C Joe Mauer (CHUTLEY, 50) 9/23 4R 2HR 7RBI 0SB .391AVG
1B Adam Dunn (Ladies Love Us, 12) 10/29 6R 4HR 10RBI 0SB .345AVG
2B Jerry Hairston, Jr. (FA, 21) 10/26 8R 2HR 4RBI 1SB .385AVG
SS Hanley Ramirez (Hit By Pitch, 1) 16(!!!)/30 11R 4HR 7RBI 3SB .533AVG
3B Evan Longoria (arbitup, 5) 9/27 7R 4HR 14(!!!)RBI 1SB .333AVG
OF Johnny Damon (Vaggie Burgers, 2) 13/31 7R 5HR 15(!!!)RBI 0SB .419AVG
OF Jason Bay (arbitup, 3) 11/29 9R 4HR 14(!!!)RBI 1SB .379AVG
(still no pictures in gallery)
OF Ryan Braun (arbitup, 4) 11/24 8R 3HR 12RBI 1SB .458AVG
(sorry Nar if you were planning to use this for a hit by pitch post, this was too good to pass up)
Util Jason Werth (FA, 5) 9/21 8R 4HR 10RBI 1SB .429AVG

Pitchers
SP Zack Greinke (CHUTLEY, 8) 17.0IP 1W 0SV 15K 0.53ERA 0.59WHIP
SP Joe Saunders (FA/Hit By Pitch, 11) 15.2IP 2W 0SV 13K 1.15ERA 0.83WHIP
RP Brian Fuentes (FA, 25) 3.2IP 0W 4SV 3K 0.00ERA 0.55WHIP
RP Rick Porcello (FA, 27) 12.0IP 2W 0SV 8K 0.75ERA 1.17WHIP
(Rich Aurilia's frown indistinguishable above, image links to original 660x498 version)
P Eric Stults (FA, 13) 14.2IP 2W 0SV 9K 1.23ERA 0.75WHIP
Here's a bonus:

P Justin Verlander (The Poppersteins, 16) 9.0IP 1W 0SV 11K 0.00ERA 0.44WHIP
P Brett Cecil (FA, 20) 14.0IP 1W 0SV 12K 0.64ERA 0.93WHIP
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9 comments:

  1. JenniMay 11, 2009 at 9:14 AM

    What's happening to Adam Dunn's mouth?

    Ryan Braun always looks stoned.

    Thanks for the wrap up, Joe.

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  2. keiMay 11, 2009 at 2:20 PM

    I see and have saved pictures of Ryan Braun, I wonder if he is not worthy enough to be properly linked to photos of himself. I wouldn't be surprised. I hate him. I'm not sure if it's because he looks like he'd make lame jokes and be a general asshole or if it's because arbitup owns him. I might also just hate him because he's good.

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  3. JoeMay 11, 2009 at 8:03 PM

    jenni-
    at first i thought that ribbon thing
    above the g in washington
    was excess drool

    kei-
    is he actually tagged in the photo description?
    that would be odd if they are being mislinked
    arbitup had the top three third basemen last week
    and of the top 8 outfielders overall
    3 belong to arbitup
    and 3 to vaggie burgers

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  4. NarMay 11, 2009 at 11:59 PM

    aramis is on DL and arbitup has horded super 3rd basemen, and the only way i could even propose a trade would be to bribe the commissioner to change arbs lineup since the owner has no idea how much his team has snapped.

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  5. JenniMay 12, 2009 at 12:06 AM

    Paul told me today that Adam Dunn's nickname is "Big Donkey." I think that I prefer "Donkey King," though, or maybe "King Donkey" to preempt any confusion with "Donkey Kong."

    Gah. I have a severe brain bias against him and, despite his stats, refuse to acknowledge that he's a good player. That said, there is a place in my heart for Adam Dunnkey Kong King.

    As Bjork once said, "All is full of love."

    Except no love for baseball robots. KEI YOU MUST PROTECT THE CROWN.

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  6. JoeMay 12, 2009 at 3:52 AM

    how do baseball players get these donkey nicknames

    i just learned the other week that travis hafners nickname 'pronk'
    is a combination of his two nicknames
    the project
    and
    donkey

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  7. JenniMay 12, 2009 at 9:31 AM

    The Project is a funny nickname. Was it because he started out being really bad?

    I bought "The Dickson Baseball Dictionary" yesterday and it says:

    donkey, n. Term for a rookie or a minor league player up for a tryout with a major league team.

    But the book was published in 1989, so perhaps the meaning has shifted.

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  8. JenniMay 12, 2009 at 9:45 AM

    For further reference:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_baseball_nicknames

    Whoah.

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  9. JenniMay 12, 2009 at 9:55 AM

    TACOBY BELLSBURY. That's my favorite.

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