5/13/09
Escobar Face-tags Castillo Out
Reyes Double, Solo Celebration
Chris Young Windup
Everyone's Favorite Matt Kemp: The New Manny?
Adam Kennedy into Mike Avile's Crotch
Utley the Amazing Hunchback Fielder5/14/09
Man Mountain Broxton Pauses
Kaz Matsui Can't Jump
Worst Yahoo! MLB Photo Uploaded Ever (Dave Bush pitching to Jorge Cantu; I think this was even a Getty Images photo)
Prince Fielder's HR5/15/09
Hanley can't stand the rain
B.J. Upton Gets a Base (?) of Shaving Cream For His Walk Off HR (look at him taking it!)
Papi Benched! (T_T) 
Cuban Missile Defense
Harang Sporting Some New Facial HairSee you tomorrow!
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ReplyDeletewere all these captions composed while me and mordo were playing wipeout
im duly impressed
Yes, but many of them already exist more or less because when I save them, I name them as the date and add a succinct title. Like the last one of Harang is called "may16_harang_newfacialhair.jpg," even though the date is wrong.
ReplyDeleteI drew that photo of Broxton for my baseball card collection! He is so giant.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the awesome recap, Kei.
I want Matt Kemp to get his own TV show.
This probably doesn't belong in the comments section, but I just read this crazy thing about Eva Longoria:
ReplyDeleteLongoria is so gifted at the plate, he takes batting practice against a machine that fires tennis balls -- some of them marked with a black spot, some with a red spot -- up to 150 mph. At 100 mph, he can identify the color of the ball that's coming, then will hit the black ball to the opposite field, and pull the red ball.
WTF
testing eva longorium is nuclear
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