Jose Tabata was under the impression that, by marrying a woman 20 years his senior, he could bypass the years of twenty-something drama...

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Behind Razor Shines, Aaron Boone, the senior Griffey, Pedro Alvarez, and maybe Roger Maris...Jose Tabata is hands-down my favorite former Indianapolis Indian.

UPDATE: Answer to the question "Who is Jose Tabata?" becomes ever murkier: can we even be sure of his age?